Radio Free Kirkopolis

You know, I got into watching some volleyball the other night, and was struck by the typical double standard: women's volleyball is played in the skimpiest outfits possible (in fact, it's probably blacked out in Muslim countries)... and yet, men's volleyball is played in long shorts and jerseys.
Where's the equality? Where are the hot guys wearing speedos and shirtless on the volleyball court?
I guess I should stick to diving, but the volleyball players (and gymnasts) are more my type. Never liked those scrawny guys.