Radio Free Kirkopolis

The reports came from a French newspaper so for now I’d suggest trusting this for about as long as you could stand next to the armpit of a Frenchman in mid-August.

From Yahoo News- WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. government is unable to confirm a French newspaper report that al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden is believed to have died last month in Pakistan, a U.S. counterterrorism official said on Saturday.
"We cannot confirm the account," said the official, who declined to be identified because he was not authorized to speak publicly about the issue. "It's quite possible (that) there was some talk of this, but in terms of being able to confirm this, that I can't do."
The French regional daily L'Est Republicain reported that, according to a French secret service report, Saudi Arabia was convinced that bin Laden died of typhoid in Pakistan in late August. The French government has said it could not confirm the report and would investigate the intelligence leak.
The U.S. State Department had no immediate comment and was looking into the reports.

As much as I want this guy dead, and by that I mean by any means nessesary, but typhoid! Man, won’t that be anti-climatic. How ‘bout we say he was shot by a secret, badd ass, black ops., special forces, typhoid-ridden bullet?
Yeah, sells much better.