Monday, April 03, 2006

 

Gentlemen, Your Own Suite In Hell Awaits


Man, this is just ballsy.
Two guys actually thought it was a good idea to smuggle in a whole lot’a blow in, get this, statues of the Virgin Mary.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Two men suspected of helping smuggle cocaine to New York from Mexico inside statues of the Virgin Mary were arrested Thursday, U.S. authorities said…
Five 3-foot-tall statues of the Virgin Mary, filled with 242 pounds of cocaine, were seized in a Brooklyn warehouse as part of the police operation.

Seriously, when these guys die and God gets to that part of their life- what are they gonna say?
Talk about an awkward pause.

# posted by Kirk @ 1:00 PM
Comments:
I can see the new name of my church now... Our Lady of Cocaine. Actually, there is an Our Lady of the Snows, correct?
# posted by Blogger jawamily : 2:17 PM
 
They're not very original, either. They obviously just watched a few episodes of "Lost."
# posted by Blogger Gene Cowan : 7:55 PM
 
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