Radio Free Kirkopolis

Well as if anyone thought this would go away… the final Chef episode of “South Park” aired and of course my boys Matt and Trey (yeah, we hang) got in some subversive punches.
Tom, I hope you and all your teeth are prepared for yet another round of beatin’s.

Isaac Hayes' Chef character got a true "South Park" send-off Wednesday night - seemingly killed off but mourned as a jolly old guy whose brains were scrambled by the "Super Adventure Club."
Chef repeatedly said he wanted to "make sweet love" to the "South Park" elementary school kids - it seems the "Super Adventure Club" turns its members into child molesters. The children try to rescue Chef, but in the end he turns to head back to the "Super Adventure Club" - until he falls off a bridge onto rocks, is burned, stabbed and mauled by a mountain lion and bear. Then he apparently dies. "A lot of us don't agree with the choices the Chef has made in the last few days," one of the children eulogizes him at a funeral. "Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the past few weeks take away the memories of how Chef made us smile. "We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us," the eulogy concludes. "We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains."

Ahh, young men, once again you have come through with the sharp blade of wit.

Interesting side-note to this post- the web article I’ve quoted is from Forbes.com. Uh, just when did a publication like Forbes give a crap about something like “South Park?”