Radio Free Kirkopolis

For those who think that “South Park” is nothing more than low-brow fart jokes (and well, it is) you really need to pay close attention. It’s a lot smarter than you think.
I actually haven’t watched the show in some time, but after this I’m thinking about starting up again.
As some of you may know, Trey and Matt have been in a little hot water lately after airing a show poking fun at Scientology in which Tom Cruse hides in a closet and refuses to come out (pure genius). Well since then, Camp Tom has been going at ‘em full force- little did they realize that is exactly what you DON’T want to do with these two fellas. Since then, Isaac Hays who plays Chef has quit the show, reportedly under the pressure of said cult (yup, I said cult).
In rebuttal to all the hub-bub, Trey and Matt fired off a little memo that you may enjoy-

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!" They signed the statement, "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

Man that’s good stuff.
The episode has since been taken off the air, but can be seen at www.socialiteslife.com.