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Depends On What You’re Watching
Seems a TV in the bedroom may interfere with what should really be going on there. Or at least says an Italian sexoligist (why are all the ‘scientits from Italy, why not somewhere like Peru?)

A study by an Italian sexologist has found that couples who have a TV set in their bedroom have sex half as often as those who don't.
"If there's no television in the bedroom, the frequency (of sexual intercourse) doubles," said Serenella Salomoni whose team of psychologists questioned 523 Italian couples to see what effect television had on their sex lives.

May be, but who goes to sleep more satisfied?

In Reality, My Wife Is Almost A Dentist, So This Could Almost Be Me
Well, thank goodness this lady isn’t a proctologist.

LONDON (Reuters) - A British dentist has been banned from working after allowing her unqualified boyfriend to carry out dental work on patients in her surgery, the profession's UK regulatory body said Tuesday.
The boyfriend worked on more than 600 people, drilling out cavities without local anesthetic and installing expensive fillings that crumbled within days, often leaving patients in agony, the BBC said.

So this really begs the obvious question- since when did the BRITISH start giving a rat’s ass about dentistry?

They Did Invent Braunswagger
Um OK, I’ll just let the blockquote speak for itself.

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - A German cannibal who killed a man who wanted to be eaten told a court Monday that he had only been carrying out his victim's wishes and had not expressly sought to kill him.
"I wanted to eat him, but I didn't want to kill him," Armin Meiwes, 44, told judges in three hours of testimony at his retrial…
…He had admitted killing Berlin-based computer specialist Bernd-Juergen Brandes, 43, but was spared a murder conviction and a possible life sentence because the victim had demanded to be eaten.
Meiwes told the court, repeating much of his testimony from his first trial, that he had severed Brandes's penis at his request and that both had tried to eat it, without success.

I’ve searched in vain for some sort of witty post log to this, but there’s only one thought keeps going through my head- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GERMAN PEOPLE???

M. Knight Shyamalan Is Of Indian Descent Isn’t He?
This kind of reminds me of the joke who’s punchline is “Got anything to stop this coffin?”

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian man who was believed dead caused panic when he returned, causing villagers to think he had come back as a ghost, the Times of India reported Monday.
Children screamed "Ghost! Ghost!" and villagers locked their doors when Raju Raghuvanshi returned from jail earlier this month to his village in Mandla district in the central state of Madhya Pradesh.
Villagers and family members have ostracized him, forcing Raghuvanshi to file a complaint with local police. The village council has demanded he prove he is not a ghost, but the paper did not say what kind of proof the elders wanted.

It get’s better-

Raghuvanshi's troubles arose after he was jailed last year. In prison, he was admitted to hospital with a stomach ailment from which he recovered but a distant relative told his family he had died.

So it’s not like he stopped breathing and was buried but was somehow revived- nope, people had just been told that he had died.
With that- if I ever see Paul McCartney I’m locking my doors and yelling “Ghost! Ghost!”

Thanks folks, I’ll be here all week.