Saturday, December 31, 2005
No PETA Members, You’re Not Idiots At All
No PETA Members, You’re Not Idiots At All
In yet another bold step, reminiscent of Rosa Parks, Martin Luther and Joan of Ark, a young PETA associate has taken a brilliant and bold step in wining the war on fast food.
No Way!!! He’s like Patton, only more cunning.
Suuuure they do. I’m sure after you leave they’re also NOT saying “Dude, I totally convinced this hippie idiot that I’m not going to KFC. Hey, let’s hit the bong and get some extra crispy.”
But perhaps he is making some sort of dent-
"Stacked" star Pamela Anderson, who has narrated a PETA video showing the alleged abuse, supports Garnett's name change. "I'm sure Chris can't wait 'till KFC stops torturing chickens so he can change his name back," the actress said in a statement, adding that the chicken abuse "is awful and has to stop."
You know, when you have the support of Pam Anderson, the John Lennon for a new generation, you just might be on to something. Ten bucks says that in the back of this moron's head lies the notion that Pam might just show up at his apartment to show her 'thanks'. Yeah, right. And if that were to happen, this guy has to keep in mind that this lady slept with Tommy Lee for years, and at this point violating her would be like throwing a vegan hot dog down a hallway.
Fucking idiot.
In yet another bold step, reminiscent of Rosa Parks, Martin Luther and Joan of Ark, a young PETA associate has taken a brilliant and bold step in wining the war on fast food.
A 19-year-old PETA staffer has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com.
No Way!!! He’s like Patton, only more cunning.
"People don't believe me at first when I tell them my name, but it never fails to spark a discussion," Garnett, er, KentuckyFriendCruelty.com, said in a statement. "Many vow to boycott KFC after I explain the company's indifference to cruelty to animals."
Suuuure they do. I’m sure after you leave they’re also NOT saying “Dude, I totally convinced this hippie idiot that I’m not going to KFC. Hey, let’s hit the bong and get some extra crispy.”
But perhaps he is making some sort of dent-
You know, when you have the support of Pam Anderson, the John Lennon for a new generation, you just might be on to something. Ten bucks says that in the back of this moron's head lies the notion that Pam might just show up at his apartment to show her 'thanks'. Yeah, right. And if that were to happen, this guy has to keep in mind that this lady slept with Tommy Lee for years, and at this point violating her would be like throwing a vegan hot dog down a hallway.
Fucking idiot.
