Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Just Can't Help Myself
In case you haven’t heard, our ol’ buddy Saddam is back in the news as his trial has begun (you know, the tens of people spouting that his trial is unfair are a pure lesson in ironic ignorance, but more on that later).
So, without further ado, I present to you part deux of “Just Can’t Help Myself: Saddam Trial Pimpin.”
So, without further ado, I present to you part deux of “Just Can’t Help Myself: Saddam Trial Pimpin.”
“No credit. Bad Credit. No Problem! Let me put YOU in the used vehicle you deserve.”
“Figaro, Figaro, Figaro.”
“…and you know what these are? The worlds smallest violins playing just for the Kurds.”
“Two outs, bottom of the ninth, Astro’s got this bitch in the bag. Let’s go grab a fried pickle”
“Going once, going twice, SOLD to mass murderer in the fancy sports coat.”
“Nah, check it out yo honna. You see Tyrone and Low Jack was the ones that offed them civilians, not me. I was at my Moms the whole time helpn’ her with da catfish, yous can aks her.”
“Yeah, this is it, the cover for my next album. Very Cliff Richard with a Cory Hart vibe.”
