Wednesday, October 19, 2005

 

... And Then Jesus Told Me To Apply For State Funded Aid

You know what I hate most about people who ‘listen to God?’ How they don’t think about the consequences of their actions and what the future holds.
Take this couple from (here’s a surprise) small town Arkansas. They just had their 16th child.
Are you kidding me? Sixteen kids? How could you possibly show adequate attention to sixteen kids?
What’s worse, they’ve even gone more redneckie and given them those stupid Old Testament names- with a twist.
Their children include two sets of twins, and each child has a name beginning with the letter “J”: Joshua, 17; John David, 15; Janna, 15; Jill, 14; Jessa, 12; Jinger, 11; Joseph, 10; Josiah, 9; Joy-Anna, 8; Jeremiah, 6; Jedidiah, 6; Jason, 5; James, 4; Justin, 2; Jackson Levi, 1; and now Johannah.

So here’s where the ignorance and complete lack of self thought comes into play-
“We both just love children and we consider each a blessing from the Lord. I have asked Michelle if she wants more and she said yes, if the Lord wants to give us some she will accept them,” he said in a telephone interview.

Sigh....
The Learning Channel is even doing a show on the cult’s er- family’s house as a construction project.
Hey- you know what would be a little more interesting? To go back in 15 or so years and expose how these fundamentalist morons have shunned one of their kids for being gay (there’s 16 of ‘em, it’s bound to happen), how another, compensating for the lack of attention he got from his parents, stole a couple of cars and is now someone’s bitch in prison and the one that snaps and shoots himself in the middle of his third period algebra class because he’s been made fun of all his life due to the freak show upbringing his parents provided him with. Now that would be good T.V.

Comments:
Dude. You have no idea. I live in Arkansas and I know more about Michelle Duggar's uterus than I do my own. They're big news here.
 
I've asked the lord many times for a million bucks. Nothing. What a sham!

Maybe she needs to stop idolizing his throbbing cock. George Bush loving freaks!
 
Post a Comment



<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?