Radio Free Kirkopolis

Giving into the pressure of, well everyone, I bit bullet and set up a Myspace account. I’m not sure why I did it, but I was just kinda bored one day and went to it. Now, I’m not sure how you can ingest crack via a keyboard, but apparently you can ‘cuz this thing is just plain old addictive.
First it started out with what kind of background do I want? Turns out there are literally thousands to choose from and I just didn’t even know where to start. I ended up with this kind of “Pulp Fiction” kind of thing that I’m sure I’ll change a thousand times within a few days. In addition you can put all sorts of music on there. My current playlist can allow for about 70 songs and of course I’m going bananas trying to figure out what to put on and in what order. My OCD is not enjoying this at all! In addition to getting everything just right, your page is kind of a reflection on yourself and therefore I’m just all so nervous about how it looks. It feels like going to a place you’ve never been before and not sure about what to wear.
I’m not doing this to meet that “someone special” (need that like I need a hole in the head), or to even catch up on old friends. As a matter of fact I’m not sure why I’m doing it. I suppose its just another path to take other than the constructive or useful.
Anyhoo, check it out if you get a chance. Oh, and if you’re a 60+ year old convicted sex offender, don’t tell me you’re a lonely 22 year old co-ed.

http://myspace.com/kirkmaroscher

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